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School Demotivational Poster

T I M E -

TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm, #247968

classicly de-motivating


TAGS: high school prank
Rating: 4.86/5

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twill1962 - October 25, 2012, 2:03 pm, #240162
LOL! 5 Goats, I mean, Lions!
smalltownguy - May 12, 2011, 5:01 pm, #218490
I liked the long version better. It involved numerous hazing tools and pledges left tied up on the lawn of a college.
Shadowjoe - May 12, 2011, 11:31 am, #218486
That's a great one! LOL


TAGS: bully crazy psych**ic fight school
Rating: 4.79/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 7:24 pm, #251895
Very, very true. Most of the time, it's the quiet ones you have to look out for.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:23 pm, #247763
Example: ju5t look at Jeffery Dahmer. (shiver) Someone didn't pay for the bar tab like promised, and Dahmer promised him something else.... egh.
5150monkeylove - June 25, 2013, 11:29 pm, #247004
It might be a great anti bully campaign poster. Except for offending psychos and such. It would end with..."potential victim is just like you" (sweet kitty face)
rerun - June 22, 2013, 4:03 pm, #246894

still a great poster
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 3:38 pm, #245843
Thanks, RR
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:26 am, #245836

I think it is perfect as it is.
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 12:54 am, #245830
Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:52 pm, #245827
I don't understand how Christopher Robin, and Calvin would ever meet, much less get in a fight.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2012, 3:37 am, #239870
Words I live by.
Anonymous2 - February 5, 2011, 1:12 am, #211665
So... Hobbes is just Tigger forgetting about his Tiggerific past?
5150monkeylove - February 5, 2011, 12:33 am, #211663
I had this pic for a while, and this was what I finally came up with. I am considering reworking and wouldn't mind suggestions. (for my FB page)
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 7:22 pm, #211648
Nice! When crazy comes, just act more crazier! They get scared! lol 5L's

HUMAN BRAIN - is amazing. It works 24 hours a day..and only stops.. WHEN WE TAKE EXAMS.

SO RIDDLE ME THIS . . . - . . .why are my computer help desk calls routed to India instead of Japan?

TAGS: india japan computer help desk school bus
Rating: 4.43/5

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pendulum - June 29, 2013, 8:30 am, #247102
I have to point out that those are CHINESE words on the bus. please.

SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.


TAGS: school videos
Rating: 4.87/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:50 pm, #244127
What was great was when we spent an entire week watching Band Of Brothers. The would ask us questions and we would answer the question. I think Mister Roth was my favorite teacher.
MrRandom - April 13, 2012, 11:53 pm, #233234
Alas, I am a young Canadian. I did watch the 2002 olympics on it though.
Reality Lord - April 13, 2012, 6:12 pm, #233202

any old canadians here. canada/russia world hockey series of 1972. we lived and died by this thing.
axe11154 - April 13, 2012, 9:09 am, #233175
I loved when that happened and then a question air was given then i was really sad I had to actually watch it.
Rick69 - April 13, 2012, 4:26 am, #233159
Good Times... Until the teacher hands out a question paper to answer during the video...
MrRandom - April 12, 2012, 11:30 pm, #233152
Even better? When it was Bill Nye time.
caveman - April 12, 2012, 10:27 pm, #233142
yes, yes and yes
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 6:26 pm, #233123
Unless they put on those crappy films, then again, still better than doing work

SCHOOL - we take your right for your education seriously

TAGS: school
Rating: 4.38/5

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EDUCATION - It's important


TAGS: prison school education children
Rating: 3.18/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 13, 2012, 6:18 pm, #241425
If our prisons were free of Catholics, that might be valid.


TAGS: bed school time
Rating: 4.93/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:47 pm, #233287
Proof someone hates us right there.

BUT DAD??? - I still have 10 notifications

TAGS: dad school
Rating: 4.61/5

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BOSSthefurry - November 22, 2011, 4:01 pm, #226068
This is so much like me it's not even funny. :o

A+ - One equation to rule them all.

TAGS: school
Rating: 4.59/5

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rerun - November 24, 2010, 10:17 pm, #203887

where did virginity enter into the calculation?
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:16 pm, #203886
Not a scientific one, I can't.
Claire - November 24, 2010, 10:12 pm, #203885
You can't lose your virginity to a calculator, anyway...
rerun - November 24, 2010, 9:00 pm, #203878

joe - the site is called motiFAKE for a good reason.
joe112487 - November 24, 2010, 8:55 pm, #203877
The value of "no" is -1. You divided both sides by (no + 1), which is dividing by zero. When you learn real math, you can disprove slacker math. Also, you can't turn "No Study + Study" into "(No+1)Study" in the first place. It simplifies to "-2Study."
rerun - November 24, 2010, 12:35 pm, #203818

I did a random google search today & came accross this same image, could find no use for it. Good job.


TAGS: schoolviolence
Rating: 3.31/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:51 pm, #256515
Why do I allow violence? Because I respect your own, individual choice to burn in Hell for eternity?
bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 5:57 pm, #214246
Yeah, thats a crappy argument. It makes as much sense as saying that Gangs didnt exist in schools until they started forcing them to say "in god we trust" in the pledge of allegiance. If you are opposed to gangs, then you should take god out of the pledge
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:56 pm, #154595
Aannnnnnd GOD FTW! Boooyah! Ha ha ha ha!
pieman - January 26, 2010, 4:25 pm, #154584
and knowing is half the battle. Yo JOE!

AMERICAN EDUCATION - Is just to poor to be true....

TAGS: school loosers ja****s geographical dumb wtf roflmao
Rating: 2.56/5

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LOLOLOL - July 28, 2009, 5:28 pm, #101382
Troll alert!!!
Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:47 am, #75633
Strange. The Mexican drug cartels seems to know which way is north on a map.


ANTICONFORMITY - You can make me go to school You can make me wear your man dress But I'm keeping my freaking mohawk!

TAGS: anticonformity mohawk school wtf
Rating: 4.45/5

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twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:46 am, #240035
Amen, Capt., amen.
Capt. Morgan - November 24, 2011, 10:12 am, #226128
Until he wants a responsible, adult job.

PLANKING - It's old school.

PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)

TAGS: kids candy pixy stix crack mom old school
Rating: 3.32/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm, #152092

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar


TAGS: learning school college graduation buzzkill
Rating: 4.77/5

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Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm, #188192
Side note: Took me 3 try's to spell Renaissance.
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm, #188191
I realized that I will know enough to teach a high school class, and that's about it. I just prefer the Renaissance man approach to education than the specialization that seems to be the focus of the rest of the world.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:16 am, #188120
Chomp... if you're not flaunting the general knowledge everytime someone strikes up a conversation (with someone else) then, you're way ahead of the curve!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:15 am, #188119
LOL Icon!!!
Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 1:08 am, #188118
BUT .....it does enable you to play trivia games
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 12:59 am, #188117
I'm majoring in liberal arts, with a minor in education.I need it to teach. Still doesn't change the fact that my classmates are pricks.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:49 am, #188112
It's the tone they have when telling you the bits that they learned.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:38 am, #188110
Exactly, always fun to find them yammering about somthing that you know more about than them and you school their a**!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:32 am, #188104
They'll ruin any conversation. It's amazing.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:31 am, #188102
AMSOME. Reminds me of a couple douchebags i know

Sunday School -

TAGS: sunday school mencken
Rating: 4.24/5

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motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:44 pm, #247472
This applies to a lot of other such schools in most religions.
Reality Lord - July 7, 2013, 7:46 am, #247464

thjis is really nice bob. consider dropping this over to religifake as well. i think Moooooo would really like this.

S'COOL BIKE - louder than the bus, but worth it!


HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains

TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

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ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm, #203382
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many up*****s as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am, #124311
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am, #124279
Ok, what manga is this from?


TAGS: sparta high school motivational screamer
Rating: 4.03/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2010, 1:23 pm, #156542
Hey! My mom went to that schoo.......f***er!
Mega48man - February 7, 2010, 1:00 pm, #156541
that last one looks like chuck norris, that's where he got is high school diploma.
Portgas D. Ace - December 10, 2009, 12:19 pm, #144442
A deep black hole?
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:57 pm, #130959
Was their school mascot a hunchback? A Trojan? Immortal?
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 4:43 pm, #130953
OMFG Thats the coolest thing i've ever heard...........not
Aryan - October 26, 2009, 4:39 pm, #130951
Oh my god! Hahaha! your not gonno believe this, but I actualy go to sparta high school, I swear to god! well, its sparta, NJ.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 3:14 am, #130635
LOL, I love it.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:31 pm, #130515
*tears* LMAO excellent Ron!
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm, #130438

THE SHORT BUS - cause i sure hope thats not their long one

THE AVIATION SCHOOL - Landing lessons not included.


TAGS: neilgaiman school worth sad hammy
Rating: 4.47/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 9:11 pm, #234287
They should have warned me that cops weren't really my friends, and would always, ALWAYS regard me with suspicion.

TEACHERS - They Know Stuff Better Than You Do

TAGS: teacher school brainwash
Rating: 3.93/5

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calvin5040 - April 10, 2010, 2:15 am, #170537
This is why their should not be a 10year
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:56 am, #161089

Sounds like Alex is a future leader, not willing to accept things blindly just because somebody in "authority" said it was so.
redhdsrbst - February 28, 2010, 11:50 am, #161087
Momma always told me "Stupid is as stupid does."
calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 3:02 pm, #156553
And people wonder why the want to get rid of "10 YEAR"
WTFO - September 11, 2009, 12:13 am, #116791
Well put, me4891.
me4891 - September 10, 2009, 3:28 pm, #116640
Sounds like Obama on health care and budget
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 8:39 pm, #99047
While I may agree with your principles Liam, your method is juvenile and ineffective. When you grow up and can form a proper argument please return. Till then stick to the Disney sites.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 8:30 pm, #99036
I take it this happened in Kansas "Accept my curriculum as correct" blahdeblah no evolution god made earth in 7 days, let there be light creationism jesus jesus jesus god made gravity
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 11:06 am, #86899
Dumbass teacher should be fired. Telling them to follow what he says when it's wrong. So he can just sit there and teach kids crap. I hope he loses his job.
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:23 pm, #31487
What I can't believe is that the rest of this poor kids class are sheep.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 12:09 pm, #31368
Because everyone knows the metric system is a LIE!

GEOGRAPHY LESSON - Geography lesson in an American public school

TAGS: geography usa world school
Rating: 2.96/5

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Hypercat-Z - August 12, 2009, 7:03 am, #107550
Pretty belivable
rollseyes - August 11, 2009, 10:27 am, #107181
Because America is all that really matters. All of you haters know it to be true.
surprisebuttsecks - August 11, 2009, 9:29 am, #107162
Repeating yourself REPEATING YOURSELF Repeating yourself one more time.

A HUGE RED CROSS-SHAPED TARGET - Yeah... That'll tell them who not to shoot an IED at.

TAGS: baghdad oldschool medic
Rating: 2.71/5

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smalltownguy - March 16, 2011, 12:42 am, #214377
Mostly the Iraqi ambulances had the red crescent, some had both cross and crescent. Shared-use bases had both. Funny thing about the Iraqis, they would literally (often) only take patients who had cash on them.
Derek - March 16, 2011, 12:04 am, #214375
I'm told the red cross is now often accompanied by a red crescent - some people see the red cross as a religious symbol.
TehOz - March 15, 2011, 4:45 am, #214312
WTB projectile IEDs, I hear theres a great market for them in LALA Land.
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 4:33 pm, #214227
Thanks. Soldier Medics! lol Good memories. I'll admit I'm hella glad to be out, but I do miss when I got to work on EPW's.
MilDoc - March 14, 2011, 3:56 pm, #214222
Glad you came home to tell the tale, STG. I'll give you 5 Up-Armors!
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 12:09 pm, #214201
In early 2004 (before armor kits)we got hit weekly by IEDs. The locals made some pretty low quality ones that weren't much better than two small mortars ***ed together. The shrapnel hits did't compare to today's stuff.So yeah cumsh**tyz I know wtf one is.
Shottyz - March 14, 2011, 11:22 am, #214197
1L for not knowing what an IED actually is.


TAGS: old school education
Rating: 4.9/5

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Bull - April 25, 2011, 9:57 pm, #217323
LOL! that's great. Yeah I remember that paddle too ..
Reality Lord - April 25, 2011, 9:01 pm, #217316



SCHOOL BUS - "Don't worry mama, your kids will be safe."


TAGS: school life times copy cheat
Rating: 4.85/5

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MashiMashi - May 5, 2013, 9:20 am, #245541
What's that joke about the professor knowing that his student plagarised his paper from a magazine....he even copied the subscription renewel form

Preschooler Wisdom -

TAGS: preschooler wisdom
Rating: 4.32/5

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Greeny - May 1, 2013, 8:00 pm, #245465
Wait till this ph**o ends up in his high school graduation slide show
steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 7:54 pm, #245464
Thanks for the clarification. To be honest, I don't know anything about this g-a-y lifestyle stuff...I get nervous just using the rear entrance at the mall...I'd make a lousy homo***ual.
Vinxman - May 1, 2013, 7:40 pm, #245463
Why aren't the relatives concerned that the child may be color blind?
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 7:10 pm, #245462
Hell, the kid's still in preschool. He's just as likely to turn out to be a football player (although then again that doesn't mean he won't be g-a-y anyway, hmmm)
spacedog - May 1, 2013, 5:55 pm, #245459
HA! I thought the same dang thing when I read the line about the shoes being made of zebra. Hemingway... singing the Monty Burns song See My Vest.
steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 11:57 am, #245455
There's a great youtube clip where a father sees his boy playing with barbies. The father tries to get him to play with gi joes. In the end the kid was imagining himself with 2 girls and imagined his dad as being g-a-y.
steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 11:50 am, #245454
So did the kid turn out to be g-a-y or not? I lost track.
Krickit - May 1, 2013, 10:29 am, #245451
The kids smile sets off my g**dar more then the shoes do.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:42 am, #245450
RonE??? Ron2, I meant Ron2
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:19 am, #245448
Then, if he passes out before me, Zippy and Flash will magically go back to their rainbow bright world. If I pass out before him, well, that lad can take care of himself no matter what he’s wearin’.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:19 am, #245447
Or, I’d just sit the lad down and pour him a jigger of a good single malt. Never too early to be introduced to the game of sh**s.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:17 am, #245446
“So, Zippy, I was trampled by a herd of water buffalos, how’d you die?” “Well, Flash, I was taken down by a Calvin Klein rep and gutted and sewn by a six year old in Shenzhen.”
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:17 am, #245445
No, I’d take the lad aside and talk him into giving them names and putting them on his hands as muppets, using them for show and tell.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:16 am, #245444
I concur with everything RonE is sayin’, but my mind goes to the lad liking zebras so much he wore them as shoes. Hemmingway would be so proud.
Greeny - May 1, 2013, 7:18 am, #245443
Seat Belt Fail, Parenting Fail
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 6:01 am, #245440
I think the whole point of the slide was that the adults took this far more seriously than the kids did. How much you want to bet his next pair of shoes is light-up Batman sneaks?
Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:50 am, #245439
change that they never will. Pink zebra shoes... not g**. Stupid. When he is old enough to defend himself verbally/physically... wear on brother man. Until that time. Protect him from other people the best you can. THAT... is a parents job.
Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:48 am, #245438
it would have been partially the kid who did the beating and the parents for allowing the child to be placed in that situation in the first place. No, it isn't fair. Life isn't fair. It is brutal and violent and regardless of what people try to do to..
Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:47 am, #245437
In a perfect world this would not be an issue. It is not a perfect world and we are charged with protecting our kids even from themselves. Kids are some of the cruelest animals on the face of the planet. Had he gotten beat up because of the shoes...
Hawamleh - May 1, 2013, 2:14 am, #245433
I'm with the great aunt and Gary on this one. Men should be raised to be men.
Silverheart - May 1, 2013, 1:17 am, #245431
Clothing color scheme doesn't have anything to do with ***ual orientation. Althoug I take issue with this kid liking zebras more than Lion5.
GaryO - April 30, 2013, 9:47 pm, #245428
So…. zebras ARE g** mules…I knew it! (sorry Papa, I have to do these things)….aaaand I’m with the great aunt on this one. Now I’m going to drag my knuckles back to my cave….occasionally peering out from the dark, blinking.

Marching Band -

THE MEANING OF LIFE - Cliff notes version.

SOCIALLY AWKWARD - Having been home schooled for most of his preadolescence, Harold found it difficult to emerge from his shell and interact with kids his own age.

TAGS: home school
Rating: 4.42/5

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spypengen - April 12, 2012, 9:48 pm, #233138
i know how he feels I to feel like I want to be a tirtle 5 turtles out of 5

HELL BUS - The School Bus To Hell First Stop: HELL

TAGS: school
Rating: 2.67/5

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Fatt Matt - December 3, 2009, 11:59 am, #142104
4th stop: Frozen over Hell 5th stop: Hell's Kitchen
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 10:52 pm, #141936
2nd stop: Bloody Hell 3rd stop: Traffic Hell

Igorot -

TAGS: indigenous personnel living old school
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 26, 2014, 6:18 pm, #257426
Researched Hunzas. Similar, yep. See PM
GaryO - October 26, 2014, 5:46 pm, #257425
sounds somewhat like the Hunzas

I DONT GIVE A #&$(@ -

TAGS: walk to school
Rating: 4.89/5

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lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:47 am, #178994
If lucky it's sweet potatoes for breakfast. 5 FP
vihtori - May 31, 2010, 1:23 am, #178503
5 well deserved lions for you
Cyrenius - May 27, 2010, 1:17 pm, #177992
Yes indeed
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:11 pm, #177928
Airman - May 26, 2010, 3:13 pm, #177874
don't for get barefoot.. 5L
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 11:59 am, #177852
A flashbang and a head sh** win for that group of kiddos.
Bartimaeus - May 26, 2010, 11:55 am, #177850
Yeah, lol, you can tell that n00b's a camper. Those kids are just waiting to frag his a$s.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 11:53 am, #177849
ROR Bart! Talk about first person shooters huh?
Bartimaeus - May 26, 2010, 11:42 am, #177842
I still say those kids have it good. Their RPG's are a LOT better than World of Warcraft...5/5
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 11:39 am, #177839
You never asked my grandma. According to stories, she was so spoiled that her daddy carried her to school.



TAGS: barbershop choir pleases deaf school
Rating: 4.6/5

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lgvernon - July 2, 2012, 11:41 pm, #236949

Thanks, SD! Made me LOL, too.
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:33 pm, #236948

BEER - Helping fill in the period between fingerpainting and naptime.


DISTANCE BABY TOSS - Coming to Russia in 2014! (That's the Olympics.)

TAGS: baby toss old school
Rating: 2.82/5

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MO - March 12, 2010, 10:14 pm, #164277
The flyin' Hawaiian begins his grandsons training early. Maybe a bit too early, but since his retirement from the ring all the granddaughters just couldn't fly like little kalikimaki-ook-ook could.

CLOWN SCHOOLING - . . . it's alot more than just a squeaky red nose.

STUDY HALL - It's Changed A Lot Since I Was In School

TAGS: school
Rating: 2.29/5

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Derek - November 22, 2009, 2:50 am, #138695
Ahh but you weren't studying beer. (BTW, very strange poster on the wall)

SCHOOL LUNCH - Don't you see? It's people! School lunch is people!

TAGS: soylent green school lunch gross
Rating: 4.22/5

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maoworks2 - December 28, 2011, 8:10 am, #227015
Baked Not Fried !
Verdeckt - December 27, 2011, 6:58 pm, #227005
...You could say there's a little bit of Uter in all of us..

HAVING YOUR SUMMER OFF - Sometimes it's just not worth it

S.C.H.O.O.L - Seven Crazy Hours Of Our Lives

TAGS: school
Rating: 2.71/5

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TAGS: driving school crash wytch
Rating: 2.67/5

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Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:19 am, #222750
Don't forget Epic Fail


TAGS: logic firedrill school
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:11 pm, #241157
Thank you all for the kind, humorous and fact filled comments. The 5 trampled small people really made me smile... : )
robbidos - December 2, 2012, 12:43 pm, #241132
5 trampled small people
CloudchaserS - December 2, 2012, 11:10 am, #241129
Fun fact. That movie inspired the song Disco Inferno (Burn Baby Burn)
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 9:47 am, #241126
Not at all Grey. The reason it was practiced that way was to allow the smallest a glimpse of where the exit was located before the shoving, fighting mass of tall ones blocked their view. Thanks for the first 5L of my day.



TAGS: kids school apple changed mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - March 19, 2013, 10:33 am, #244450
I hope so...because I still use my old apple ;)
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:26 am, #244447
Does an apple a day still keep the doctor away? 5L dear.



TAGS: school shooting holidays loss
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:10 pm, #241503
Yes indeed mao...I can't even guess at what those families are dealing with today.
MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:09 pm, #241502
The mom in me dies with every new piece of information. The decent human in me wants to do anything to stop this d*** madness. Little babies...gone. Can't even fathom what those parents are going through. I cry several times a day for all of them.
maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:20 pm, #241496
Very Sad !
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm, #241488
Thanks for this Missy. I wanted to make a poster about it, but I’m too heartsick and pissed. Unimaginable grief and horror in that part of the world. There is no perspective for understanding such a horrific unfathomable event.


TAGS: high school ozzie fest calendar
Rating: 4.63/5

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caveman - August 25, 2011, 1:40 am, #223469
Party on 5arth!!!
Budog - August 24, 2011, 6:51 am, #223434
Party on Wayne !!!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:51 am, #223432
Never 5ay Die!
crankyhead - August 24, 2011, 5:42 am, #223431


TAGS: school transport fly special needs
Rating: 4.38/5

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djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 12:32 pm, #228937
Yup. Just a li'l bit of Bondo and she'll be good as new. ;)
maoworks2 - February 5, 2012, 12:28 pm, #228936
Body Work Maybe !

It's drive a Tractor to school day. -

TAGS: tractor school iowa
Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 11:11 am, #254126
Well Al51, up 'round these neck of the woods, we's call it Saskatchewan...teehee.



TAGS: school god
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - December 17, 2012, 12:39 pm, #241589
Let's just hope they don't start saying "Oh, god."


TAGS: school violence god education control
Rating: 3.55/5

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Oiler - January 4, 2013, 12:16 pm, #242177
Greybeard...your point comes across just fine. My question is, if God is omnipotent, can he really be removed from schools? IMHO, God SHOULD have been there for those kids whether a simple human told him he could be there or not.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 8:28 am, #241539
Hindsight unfortunately is always 20/20. I wish, I had used the words "gun control" in the text of the poster but I used the acronym KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) and that ultimately clouded up the point I was trying to get across.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2012, 8:10 am, #241538
On the contrary, I think your point was well made and I don't think anyone is offended. It's really easy to get self conscious and read too much into the comments. Don't worry, you done good.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 3:38 am, #241533
I knew it was risky posting this & I sincerely apologize to anyone I offended. My intent was to support more stringent gun control laws. Apparently I failed to do that. My thoughts & remorse for this tragedy lie with families who lost their loved ones.
ipaprime - December 16, 2012, 1:24 am, #241519
even without religon schools can and should teach moral responability
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:18 pm, #241511
kind of exposure fosters a understanding/respect for other peoples religions, culture ect. It would be wrong to force children to participate in these events without parental consent because as Rudedog pointed out, that is a parents responsibility.
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:12 pm, #241510
have done little or nothing to control guns regardless of legal or illegal. It's a complicated issue at best. I don't advocate any single religion in schools but I do support people being "able" to practice their religion in public. I do believe that
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:06 pm, #241509
I believe in separation of church and state also and Im not religious or politically orientated. I used the poster to get people thinking about gun control and violence in America related to guns. 181 school shootings since Columbine and the politicians
Rudedog - December 15, 2012, 7:01 pm, #241500
I love a post that ignites emotional reaction. Well done. But schools are for education. Parents need to bring up the other end.
robbidos - December 15, 2012, 2:31 pm, #241484
This post illustrates the ignorance of "Americans"
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:05 am, #241470
That's why I believe in Separation of Church and State.

WEIRD GANG SIGN - What hood you from?


WISDOM - Do I feel bad for the person who always fails the worst? No I feel bad for the person who always nearly fails the worst. Why? Because he fails at failing


MEMORIES - Ahh... remeber your sons' freshman year?

TAGS: memories son freshman school
Rating: 4.15/5

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MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 7:18 pm, #235337
Thank you and thank you and bahaha!
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:01 pm, #235326
I can't fly, but I reckon I've got the biggest burp thing down pretty good.
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 3:36 pm, #235309
Ya Second That.
spypengen - May 28, 2012, 3:01 pm, #235306
5L for being human and making a mistake...and good poster also
MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 1:51 pm, #235297
Thanks mao but it's still embarrassing all the same. I hate to make errors on the final product for the site :(
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 11:46 am, #235291
Hey Mistakes Well Happen.
MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 11:07 am, #235290
Proof reading fail. Sorry, my fault,I relied on a freshman :(



PUBLIC EDUCATION - The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget the more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn?


TAGS: and they walked 5 miles up hill both ways to school back then
Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - November 18, 2009, 11:53 pm, #137735
Thanks guys
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 9:24 pm, #137677
5L!!!! perfect!

GIRLS... -

TAGS: school women
Rating: 3.06/5

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the hero -

TAGS: school courage
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 22, 2014, 11:47 pm, #252355
Well I could tell you, but a bit of mystery never hurts :)
5150monkeylove - January 22, 2014, 11:39 pm, #252354
What do you actually do for a living? My bet is the obvious... 5L,FB share, and favorited. If there was only more...
steve1961 - January 18, 2014, 8:44 pm, #252238
okay...don't get the connection, Swampy...
Swampfox - January 18, 2014, 2:31 pm, #252234
Another liberal wet dream.
GaryO - January 14, 2014, 9:46 pm, #252179
You may have even exceeded yourself with this one, Sho.
Greeny - January 14, 2014, 7:12 pm, #252177
oh man

Dear Board Of Education -

TAGS: schools students education bored material
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:36 pm, #250817
Thanks little.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:09 pm, #250815
Love it!! :D


TAGS: grade school physics lesson
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - March 17, 2015, 3:07 pm, #260425
Melody Lamb had collapsible bubes. Didn’t know that until I pulled her bra strap. Wore her face slap on my right cheek for two classes….after I got outta detention.
fan4camping - April 29, 2012, 11:14 am, #233943
Ouch! I can remember a time or two, being introduced to that paddle. 5 brisk swats for this one.

American Grafitti -

TAGS: education literacy school college stupidity
Rating: 4.87/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 6, 2013, 3:28 pm, #248403
So, they can't even pronounce their own state's name? How Schwarzneggerian!
Cannabal - August 6, 2013, 2:21 pm, #248400
Well, that's how they pronounce Mississippi in Missippi.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:46 am, #248390


TAGS: school marquee spelling error humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - August 23, 2013, 10:24 am, #248980

Well, there are a few of us left, but they hunt us at night!
Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:04 am, #248972
It's OK, It's America were they haven't Used the English Language for years.

Education -


TAGS: rejoice timmy is going back to school
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:40 pm, #187797
Well yeah. A motherly kind of wild beast in a cage. ;)
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 7:17 pm, #187791
Did you just refer to TOC as a wild beast in a cage?
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:13 pm, #187790
Go ahead & poke the wild beast in the cage, cb. Time to drop it & move on.
crystalballer2829 - August 5, 2010, 4:21 pm, #187781
Sure, but they would DEFINITELY hurt your foot.
thatonechick - August 5, 2010, 12:07 pm, #187776
Hey, I feel like kicking some balls. Shall they be crystal?
crystalballer2829 - August 5, 2010, 11:33 am, #187774
2.25 average says that I have only TWO posters (I have a job, you should get one too) OR I don't have a group of "motifakers" who give me good ratings regardless of how terrible it is.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2010, 8:23 pm, #186997
"as you know" Huh? we don't know you, nor do we care to.
rerun - July 29, 2010, 8:06 pm, #186996

wow CB...all one has to do is look at your michael j. fox poster to know you should NOT be pointing fingers
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 8:04 pm, #186995
crystalballer2829 - July 29, 2010, 2:14 pm, #186939
"Less than tasteful" were the wrong choice of words. I, as you know, enjoy off color humor. If this fake were to improve on the original joke, I would've given it 5L. However, it did not. I think you guys have lost your touch...
crankyhead - July 22, 2010, 4:34 pm, #185912
The teachers at this school give out homework? what? =)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:33 pm, #185911
Whoa, glad my comment wasnt seen as an attack. thanks for understanding ice.
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 4:27 pm, #185910
Heh, heh. You crack me up, Face. ;)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:24 pm, #185909
Iceman shoot and OWNS!! And the crowd goes ape ****!!!
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 4:19 pm, #185908
Less than tasteful? You mean like http://www.motifake.com/michael-j-fox-michael-j-fox-demotivational-poster-99160.html? Don't you have some homework Timmie?
crystalballer2829 - July 22, 2010, 1:34 pm, #185883
1L for ripping off a FarSide comic in a less than tasteful way. Sorry, :)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 10:31 am, #185854

Back to School -

ONLY SCHOOL - would be quite so cruel

TAGS: school cruel coca cola dasani
Rating: 4.5/5

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RaDninja17 - June 26, 2011, 6:15 am, #220606
booyah, I made it! :D thanks


OPTIONS - They trademarked "failure is not an option". Can I get that in writing?

TAGS: failure rich valley school
Rating: 3.18/5

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Haarakkon - August 28, 2009, 6:55 pm, #112871
This is brilliant, Bob. My 5 also seems wasted...
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:17 pm, #112809
My 5 Poodles vote got lost in all the graduation failures that voted before me

CUBBYBEAR - Will not fall for this trick...again

I WAS A TEENAGE - hall monitor


PROVERBS - Actually I’ve always been against them



TAGS: old school
Rating: 3.96/5

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lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 2:39 pm, #166026
Someone doesn't share the same enthusiasm we have and knocked the phone out of the top 5 with 1 ring.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:13 pm, #166019
Yeah, well caller id is totally useless when it comes to my usual Saturday night game of knicky-knocky nine doors. But if the cops ever get around to running the prints on the empties left behind, I may face a multi-count indictment.
lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 1:53 pm, #166017
the prank was overused, and yes caller ID is a regular feature, you don't wanna mess with anybody anymore. Unlike 25 years ago.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 1:39 pm, #166016
Thanks, lesterinside. By the way, what do you mean "use to do"? Do all your neighbour's now have call display?
lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 2:54 am, #165905
5 Busy tones!!! Reminds me of the Electric Co. Tech prank we use to do on our neighbors. "Yes the meter is running" - "Then go chase it before it escapes!"

THE SCHOOL TEST - Seems the question is a little bit hard for little timmy...


TAGS: chipmonk learning stay in school
Rating: 3.87/5

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forseti - June 16, 2011, 7:57 am, #220104
i love it, bro! :D
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 7:20 am, #220097
Yeah, I wasn't sure on this one... Meh

IRONY - This has way TOO much of it

TIMMY - Take 2 of these and get over yourself.

TAGS: jimmy the old school timmy
Rating: 3.5/5

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Anonymous2 - June 30, 2010, 9:13 pm, #182735
Wait, nobody move. I lost my bottle of cyanide pills I got from the CIA. They're in a bottle labeled laughter.

HOW I GOT BY IN SCHOOL #1 - A hyperbole is just an exaggeration of the superbowl

DR STRANGE - I didn't spend six years in Strange Medical School to be called *Mr Strange*!!

MAGNET SCHOOL - Daddy loved Jr's drawing so much, he photocopied it and put it on the fridge. And the microwave. And the toaster. And the treadmill.

SCHOOL ZONES MAKE NO SENSE - If you hit a kid going 20, he's still gonna die!

TAGS: school zone
Rating: 3.12/5

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HP22 - December 6, 2011, 9:37 pm, #226421
This is so stupid. At 20mph there's a 95% chance of survival as opposed to a 10% chance at 40mph.http://www.westmidlandsltp.gov.uk/associated-groups/west-midlands-road-safety-/safety-cameras-west-midlands/
shawoopa - December 23, 2010, 1:12 am, #208068
if only i could give lions for comments
Culos - January 22, 2009, 4:14 am, #53709
Sure, but it is easier to aim at that speed....

TEXAS INSTRUMENTS' TI-89 - No matter how well you did in math, this calculator is still smarter and faster

TAGS: math school grades elite
Rating: 2.8/5